On this past Easter Sunday (April 16th for all you heathens out there) JR and Missy became proud new parents!
Lacey Joy Reid--a  6 lb 3 oz'er that measured 20 inches in length was landed after a 30 hour "fight" with back labor - with JR undoubtedly weathering a litany of profanity thrown at him by Missy for "doing this to me". The family is doing fine, and a picture of Lacey Joy is on Page 4……..

With all the hype recently regarding the Da Vinci Code, and it's controversial spin on Christianity as we thought we knew it--as well as the recent discovery of a legitimate Gospel of Judas, which also challenges the "story" as it's been told - you may find yourself confused, wandering aimlessly--perhaps even questioning your life values.
That makes it more important than ever to come back to the Code of the Fishin' Mission--accept it as gospel, and relax in its simple dignity!
This not-so-secret society now extends over two generations, encompassing more than thirty years of history! A society that is simply focused on protecting the fundamental rights of men!
And our teachings are simple, justified, and proven:

This not-so-secret society gets together annually--living the gospel that was written some thirty years prior! A society steeped in tradition and culminating with secret hand shakes and shit like that!

1. Temptation: Resist all other temptations, and put the Fishin' Mission above all else!
   
2. Redemption: Achieve redemption only through attending the Fishin' Mission!
   
3. Salvation: Complete

salvation can only be accomplished by remaining a part of the Fishin' Mission!
The real path to greatness, it turns out, requires simplicity and diligence. It requires clarity--not instant illumination...so says The Commish!

       Another Pagan Ritual?

The 32nd Annual started out like most--a bunch of grown men, well past their prime, with escape as their only objective--all congregating in the same place at the same time--a ritual of sorts--and with all pagan implications aside, it's just called the Fishin' Mission! 

After lining up empty beer cans, each one representing a person who showed up, it appears that we had 40 BEER CANS!
With LTR, T, CR, Carm Boy and his buddy Tommy Boy, OD with John and Johnny all in B-Port on Thursday--things got started early. Fri

day at Rhino's brought the Mayor, Sparky and new guy Dak (more on him in the golf report) BT, Hands, Robbin and Joel, Walkbucks, and Dennis and Kevin Bernard-with five of their friends. Morgy, Matt, Lewd, 3D, Pat, Porno with new guy Bob also showed.                                                   (con't on Page 2)